So this just happened.
My sister: ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A CAT AND THIS CATS NAME was niall
Me: ...
My Sister: AND NIALL WAS A SPECIAL KITTY
Me: .
My Sister: BECAUSE HE TRIED JUMPING EVERYWHERE HE THOUGHT HE COULD JUMP TO THE MOON EVEN BUT ALAS, HE COULD NOT
Me: omfg
My Sister: BUT THAT DIDNT STOP THE NIALL KITTEH. SO HE GATHERED HIS BAND OF MERRY ANIMALS FRIENDS,HARRY THE CHIMUNK, ZAYN THE BADGER, LIAM THE OTTER AND LOUIS-THE-BOUIS TURTLE. AND THEY CAME TOGETHER TO THINK UP A PLAN TO GET NIALL TO THE MOON WHERE HIS TRUE LOVE, MIKAYLA THE MOON LADY, LIVED.
Me: omg
My Sister: THEY KNEW THEY COULDNT JUMP THERE. SO, THEY THOUGHT OF FLYING THERE. SO THEY ASKED PAUL THE GREAT HORNED OWL TO HELP. BUT PAUL JUST LOOKED AT THEM AND WENT "MOTHAFUCKERS, YOU CANNOT FLY TO THE MOON, THAT IS IMPROBABLE AND SILLY. GO BACK TO BEING FOREST CREATURES" BUT NIALL WOULDNT GIVE UP.
Me: What is even happening..
My Sister: HE HAD TO SEE HIS WOMAN. SO HE WISHED ON THE STARS AND THE SUN AND EVEN PLEADED WITH MIKAYLA THE MOON WOMAN AND MIKAYLA HEARD HIS PLEAS AND CAME DOWN TO EARTH. but since the moon controls the earth's water currents, when she came to earth the whole world flooded over with the messed up water-ways and everyone died. EXCEPT JOSH THE SLOTH, the end.
Me: I fucking love you.
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Look, the boys are in Paul’s icon :)
Look, the boys are in Paul’s icon :)